Mind ninjas -- girls win 99% of the arguments

Friday, February 1, 2008
Earlier this week, the B.F. and I were flipping through channels and Dane Cook was on. I love him. He's hilarious. I saw him when he came to Kent State and I was crying I was laughing so hard. Anyway, it was almost too perfect that this segment was on when we were watching it together. He goes on about a 9 minute rant on women, fighting and how we always beat men with a "tic-tac" comment that explodes like a detitinator in his mind. It's true. So unbeliveably true. We talk our way in circles in such a way that only girls understand and appreciate.

As I was watching this, I was wondering if I pull any of these moves? Do I touch my face and take three steps? What's my "tic-tac" of a moment? Do I even have a tic-tac comment?

So, if you are in a fight with your boyfriend, girlfriend or girl or guy you want to date, here's to the arguments that can go on for days -- over absolutely nothing.


Narm said...

I am actually just impressed with how girls can turn a fight about toothpaste into something huge. It is like six degrees of separation from not taking out the trash to not telling her you love her.

Please teach me.

Allison M. said...

Oh Narm, you don't have the time to learn all the ways girls can kick your ass with their brains.