Now boys.....If you are going to grow up to be a political figure, try and remember that money will follow you, especially when you decide to sleep with prostitutes or high-class call girls. Even if you don't become a political figure, know that your wife or girlfriend, if they are smart, will not stand by your childish antics.
See ya later Gov. Spitzer.
"I am deeply sorry that I did not live up to what was expected of me," he said in a brief news conference announcing his intention to resign, effective Monday. "I will try once again outside of politics to serve the common good, " said Gov. Spitzer in a press conference.
"I'm a complete moron who paid $15,000 for a prostitute and will now pay out the ass in alimony to my wife."