Ass of the week

Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Now boys.....If you are going to grow up to be a political figure, try and remember that money will follow you, especially when you decide to sleep with prostitutes or high-class call girls. Even if you don't become a political figure, know that your wife or girlfriend, if they are smart, will not stand by your childish antics.

See ya later Gov. Spitzer.

"I am deeply sorry that I did not live up to what was expected of me," he said in a brief news conference announcing his intention to resign, effective Monday. "I will try once again outside of politics to serve the common good, " said Gov. Spitzer in a press conference.

My translation
"I'm a complete moron who paid $15,000 for a prostitute and will now pay out the ass in alimony to my wife."

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stacie peters said...

This was hilarious!! I loved it. I love your stuff hun...you crack me up! Keep up the good work. I show your blog to all my friends...and some read it often and have tagged it as one of their favorites.