Nightly bathroom trips

Monday, March 17, 2008
I was told that listening to me pee in the middle of the night is the most grotesque sound ever.

What am I supposed to do? Turn on the fan in the bathroom to block out the sound of urination? So then the light comes on, I have to squint my eyes and the buzzing of the fan starts just so you don't "hear" my peeing.

Considering it's the dead of night, you will still be able to hear it -- even if I go in the other bathroom located directly next to the master suite bathroom. Deal with it.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

That brings up an interesting topic ... at least to me. Some say a sign of how close you are as a couple is whether you're able to fart in front of each other; and how long it took to get to that point. Beyond that, has the BF ever left you "a present" in the commode for you to find all aghast?

Allison M. said...

No, I do not -- ever! I think it's engrained in boys from a young age to fart in front of girls. They learned that it's gross in 3rd grade, so they keep on doing it as they get older because they know we find it appalling.

Russ said...

You could always tell him that if it bothered him THAT MUCH, he could come out of the closet and hook up with a guy, and when said guy pees at night, he can aim for just above the water line...or even pee in the sink.

Rapture!