Keep it in the pants
Let me first start out by saying, Mr. Edwards, I thought you were intelligent. Really. But, like most other d-bags, you cheated on your wife - idiot! Hello - you are really famous. This stuff sells newspapers! Did you really not think it was going to get out?
From this article:
"I am responsible for it. I alone am responsible for it," Edwards said on ABC News "Nightline.
No shit, Enstein. No shit. Although I'm sure the chick with the badly bleached hair had something to do with it, too.
Well, what we have learned here. Let's try to do the opposite that politicians have done this past year and find another vice of sorts. Yes, Mr. Spitzer, that means you too.
What about hair twirling? That doesn't seem to hurt anyone or be controversial. Then again, Edwards does pay $400 for hair cuts, right?