Duggar this

Tuesday, September 30, 2008
There's nothing like seeking advice from other people who matter to you. Friends, family, co-workers or stranger on the street. Hey- they matter, too! But would one really want to take relationship advice from these two?

According to their site, there is a section called "marriage tools" coming to help you through your tough times in your marriage or relationship. From where? You have been married 3 freaking days! What could you two possibly know?

Let's count how experienced you are in providing advice on relationships.
You are at the old age of 20.
You have been married for 3 days.
Um. I guess that's it.

Josh, you are barely out of puberty and probably never even uttered a good curse word in your life. Go ahead and say it, Josh.

Fuck. Shit. Balls. Say it again.

Your parents can't yell at you. You are a grown man. Start having sex like rabbits with your bride and create 21 kids. Beat out your parents' record and score more reality shows than Jon and Kate plus 8.

10 comments:

Narm said...

Actually I find it quite useful - I've been looking for a resource to help me become crazy.

Fabulously Broke said...

THIS is why I'm not a fan of very religious people. They're just so... strange to me.

18 kids, 20 kids, not a HORRIBLE thing (I love kids), but ... a bit nuts considering that kids are expensive to raise, and if you want to send them to private schools or good universities, it's like a quarter a mil per kid!!!

Anyhoo...

adriana said...

Yeah... I'll go elsewhere for my relationship advice, thanks.

~*~Lilly~*~ said...

Lol...man i know this is going to be a bit harsh to say....but you go to that link and you just see two kids that are going to stare at each other on there wedding night and have NOT a clue! lol
I think i'm better off continuing down my own nice road to hell and learn from our own shacking up daily mistakes. (Nicely enough they are both equally as weird and probably made exactly for each other!)

Maureen N said...

I love John and Kate Plus 8!!

LBluca77 said...

Thanks for the advice Duggers! That is like me telling someone not to drink so much. God. Am I the only one that thinks that family is a bit like a cult? They wear matching outfits, not one of those kids ever talks back to the parents or get in any trouble. They are like some freaky repressed side show act. 20 bucks one of those kids grows up to be a serial killer.

The Modern Gal said...

They registered at Wal-Mart. Heh.

Mon said...

well as long as you are pure, and havnt learned the art of good sex, what else is there? you might as well get married at 20 and live your miserable lives together not knowing that life is acutally full of fun and possibilites.

i watched another show on tlc, those assholes had 17 kids. SEVEN-TEEN kids. What the hell is your problem? SEVENTEEN!

Katelin said...

the duggars are absolutely ridiculous. ridiculous i say. oy.

Anna said...

Damit I'm too late to submit my RSVP online!