Guys are very quick to say girls are the vicious, controlling and manipulative ones. To quote Dane Cook, we mind fuck you guys all the time
The BF will turn the big 2-9 on October 3. If you ask him, it was the day God created perfection. (Really. He says that.)
Of course, there is also something else happening that day that I might have to attend. The BF says he doesn't care if I go.
BF: "It's not big deal. Go ahead and go. Have fun."
Well this was on Saturday. So, I ask him again today to make sure he didn't change his mind and was fine with me going.
Until he decided to pull the mind fuck trick on me that girls supposedly pull, and he yanked back his blessing. Well, sort of.
BF: Allison, it's just how girls say whatever to guys. It doesn't really mean 'whatever.' It means 'I dare you to.
Me: Are you daring me to go? I won't if you don't want me to.
BF: No. I'm just saying figure it out.
Me: You don't care, right? You said this isn't a big birthday to you and you don't mind.
BF: Yes dear.
Me: What does that mean?
BF: Figure it out. Now you know how guys feel when girls expect us to read between the lines of their "whatever's and fine's." It isn't that easy, is it?
Are we really that complicated?