Lucky numbers

Monday, November 10, 2008
You know what makes me happy each month? Losing a few pounds? Well duh. Buying a few new shirts? Hell yes. Not receiving late fees? Hell freaking yes.

Well, one more thing that makes me happy is receiving my monthly Lucky subscription. Each month when I don't pick up the mail, the BF throws my mail on the bed. I let out a little yelp in excitement. It's probably almost as exciting as a guy getting his first issue of Playboy.

It's full of colorful pictures, new shoes, belts, jeweled earrings and tights freaking galore! It shows me 60 items and can mix and match them for a whole month! Anyway, the only thing that bothers me about the mag is that sometimes they put poor choices on the cover. Um... one month it was Hilary Duff and last month it was Vanessa Hudgens. Of all the fashionable women available in Hollywood, Lucky, you pick two teeny bopper stars who wear a size 23! Yes, I said it, that's children's sizes for god's sake!

They aren't fashionable or trendsetters. They are Disney stars who did or did not take nude pictures of themselves then post them for the world to see. (Sorry, Duff, although yours might not have leaked yet, you are getting roped in the same category.)

As one of your faithful readers, Lucky, let's try to pick better covers for the magazines. Loved Leighton Meester, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Ali Larter. However, just because High School Musical 3 is on it's way out, doesn't mean your most prized real estate should be given away to just any teeny bopper star of the moment.

Warning - If you put Lindsay Lohan's dumb ass on your cover, I will, I swear, cancel my subscription just like I did for Marie Claire. Oh, and the same goes for Lauren Conrad. Don't do it.


~*~Lilly~*~ said...

lmao....oh you always crack me up in when i read your fabulous blog. :)


Fizzgig said...

I've never perused Lucky....
But I do get excited when my entertainment weekly, or Fitness magazine arrive. I think it's the thrill of knowing you get it so much earlier than everyone else. I love rubbing it in peoples faces!

Annie said...

Hilary Duff's getting close:

Allison M. said...

Lilly - thanks, as long as I'm entertaining someone besides myself.

Fizzgig - Receiving mail never made me so happy.

Annie - Very marie antoinette-ish. Still not believable as a singer. Plus, all I can concentrate on is her new teeth.

LBluca77 said...

US weekly did that the week Heath Ledger died. They put Miley Cyrus on the cover talking about her secrets.

You are 15 you have no secrets.

I thought about cancelling my subscription at the point. I think they could have stopped the presses to do a story about an Oscar nominated young actor dying, not some teeny bopper.

Allison M. said...

lbluca77 - If you check out three gossip blogs, you'll find everything that's covered weekly in there.

Dlisted is my favorite.