these shoes rule, these shoes suck

Thursday, November 6, 2008
Rain or shine, I'm going to be in Crocker Park tonight with Alexa and a few friends trying to win a 100 pair of shoes or so. Why you ask? Because I'm a shoe fanatic like most other girls. I can't have enough pointy stilettos. From patent leather to suede to open-toed to closed-toe, shoes can make or break an outfit and my feet for that matter-fashion over function, ladies.

If any of my friends win, they know to pick me out a pair or five in 9.5 or 10, depending on the brand of course. And, if I win, I will grab shoe sizes from 9 to 10 and have a huge party at my apartment to celebrate my win by sharing it with my friends. (I bet I can fit 98 pairs in that car!)

So, DSW, pick me tomorrow because I sure as hell will be more excited than this chick. Is she excited!
How is she not screaming and jumping all around!
Who gently places the boxes in the car!
Start throwing them in dammit!
And, here's my one request DSW, I'd like my friends to be my shoe baggers.

Thanks,
Your soon-to-be-shoe-winner (cross your fingers), Allison M.


P.S. I'll leave you with the best shoe video ever.

34 comments:

Christina K said...

Allison, I hope you win! Please pick out some awesome size 9s for me!

~*~Lilly~*~ said...

Oh granted i do not have sound to listen to the video, but why was she not sprinting in the aisles and doing super hero jumps between rows???!?!? i would be a total mad woman to get as many as possible. lol Good Luck & Make all us 9/10's proud!

rs27 said...

Some girl in my office played that video 5 times a day for weeks.

I'm traumatized.

LBluca77 said...

That lady was way to calm in that video. I would be knocking people down to get the shoes in the car.

And you can forget me getting shoes for my brother.

Katelin said...

oooh good luck! i would love to win some shoes.

Fizzgig said...

"Kelly" never ceases to make me laugh. This is only shadowed slightly by "lemme borrow your top...betch"

Good luck!!!!

Karen said...

OH MY GOD! The lady in the first video- I just could not watch anymore as she meandered casually around the store and the minutes ran down! All those free shoes and she does not even break a sweat :-(
I so would have been racing and bag-stuffing.

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