My gift(s) is officially in our place.
On Saturday, the BF brought it to our place. It was supposed to come wrapped but I guess it was but with whatever logo all over it. So, as I hear him come in, I yell "hi" from the other room and he says with the straightest tone ever:
"If you so much as go in that room, I will scissor kick your ass."
Needless to say I didn't look but I heard him wrapping something. He said he had "to wrap it such a way so that I wouldn't know what it is."