Tween boys are what it's at

Thursday, December 4, 2008
For all those women out there who say there are no more good men, that they are all taken or gay, it's because they aren't 30 or 40, they are 8-years-old!

I read about this story the other day and thought CNN must've messed up their headline.

What?

An 8-year-old wrote a dating book. Bullshit. And Britney Spears' latest photos in Rollingstone weren't airbrushed.

Pllllleeease.

Leave it to the Today Show to interview this young Huge Hefner. You know he's a pimp at recess. He's turning down kickball games left and right to accommodate his dating schedule. He's juggling three or few girls at a time.

Men, take notice. If you thought you could date younger women, we are going to take it one step further and pull a Mary Kay Letourneau on your ass.

Demi Moore, eat your heart out.

12 comments:

adriana said...

Wow. I just read that article and I have no words.

Allison M. said...

Watch the video - he was so funny. He is very serious but serious from a 9-year-old is just hilarious to me.

Alexa said...

i watched that this morning and loved EVERY minute of it. this kid is ridiculous! i love him

laura said...

i loved his advice...don’t wear sweatpants! i couldn’t agree more.

rs27 said...

This is BS. how come he gets all the girls? Now I have to compete with 9 year olds?

ridiculous.

Joanna M said...

I saw him this morning too and thought he was awesome! I loved his definition of time - you could be alone going out to recess, get the girl and be dumped by the end of recess! Priceless!

taawd said...

i notice the lack of post by narm who twittered recently he wished he was a pedophile.

interesting... hmmm!

Katelin said...

that's just crazy. crazy i say. watch, hugh is going to invite him over to the next mansion party, haha.

Always a Bridesmaid said...

Hey, 9-year-olds qualify for the finders' fee too. Just sayin'...

stealthnerd said...

Wow...things sure have changed since I was 9. Back then, boys would you just push you down if they liked you and try to kiss you on the playground. There were a few recess weddings too. But dates? No no, we didn't GO there.

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Christina K said...

Ummm...I just remembered that I got out of a dance class I didn't like by telling my mom I was too tired from being chased by boys at recess. Ha!