Friday Fodder

Friday, February 27, 2009
Being a porn star is the new black, skinny jeans and navy nail polish all wrapped into one beautiful package.

Case in point - Let's think of all the "celebrities" who landed their own reality shows because of their sex tapes. Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton? Kim even sat pretty in the front row at a few shows for Fashion Week. Hell, even Kim's partner, Ray J, has a deal with Vh1. What is wrong with America these days and when can I get my own show?

Not only are they inking TV deals and starring in movies, they are also entering our daily lives through cookbooks, clothes and scents for men and women. I'm telling ya, they are taking over the world and here are a few examples:

Porn Star Cookbook

Put more on your naked body than just sushi rolls for your lover

Heartbreaker perfume by Jenna Jameson
Smell, shower and lotion just like Jenna.

I think I'm only of million of straight girls who flocked to get her book when it was released a few years back. And, I'm pretty sure my roommates and I read several chapters out loud over and over again to each other. It was a coffee table fixture right next to "He's Just Not That Into You." She's gorgeous without all that make-up.

Happy weekending.


Narm said...

I don't get it - I've sent sex tapes to all the major networks and most of the cable networks. The only call-back I got was Animal Planet.

Lil' Woman said...

LMFAO at Narm's comment!!

Fizzgig said...

porn stars are so smart! I watched Jenna Jamesons E! true hollywood story, and I got the best most useful advice in the world. I'll share....

"don't use lube, use spit"

I know, It's brilliant!!!

Katelin said...

haha i've never heard of the porn star cookbook, i know what i want for my birthday now! haha.