Don't you just love when your significant other sends you a little note or e-mail to you for no particular reason? Me too.
Received this morning:
You can't leave food uncovered in the fridge. This is how shit goes bad. You took out the lettuce and threw it back in the fridge completely open. Next time you will receive a very serious Indian burn!
He didn't sign his name, but you know he was thinking, "love BF."