the hills are alive

Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Dear Mark Burnett productions,

Let me be the first to say no one in their right mind wants to see a scripted show about Audrina Patridge.

"Patridge has inked a deal with Mark Burnett Productions (the company behind the popular franchise Survivor) to star in a new series that will follow her personal and professional life."

No one cares. No one cares about her life after she's done filming the Hills. She's not an actress. And what profession? She's famous for doing nothing and truly not that interesting to warrant her own show.

What could she possibly do that's interesting?
Take off her clothes? Um, she did that already.
Have a sex tape? Well, I'm sure that already exists and her publicist is just waiting to release it. (This is what makes women famous for some stupid reason now.)
Walk around half naked? Check
Talk in catch phrases? O.M.G. like I know, right.

Maybe these girls will graduate to the OC Housewives one day.


LBluca77 said...

Oh god giving her a reality show is possibly the worst news I have heard since hearing Michael Jackson had fathered a child.

Anonymous said...

i am sure that Jake and I would watch.

Suzanne said...

That a waste of skin and cells can get her own spin off "reality" shows really is depressing news.

But what is even more depressing, is that I will watch it.

~*~Lilly~*~ said...

Have you seen the newest form of "Real Housewives of ..." New Jersey is coming May 19! God lord...between the orange glow, annoying accent and weekly trips to the jersey shore is this really what Bravo has come too? Why not just have "Real Housewives of Arkansas or Alabama!?!"

Lil' Woman said...

Its ok for Whit to have a show cause she actually had a career in mind and all that stuff but Audrina offers nothing except for blank stares into space.

Fizzgig said...

im thinking who the heck is this chick? shes obviously not awesome if I dont know her.

Anonymous said...

Your all crazy! I'll be watching this show for as long as it's on... Audrina is awesome and you can suck it..

as for the housewives.. I LOVE those ladies.. don't be rude just because you're Jealous of their lives! and Don't try to say your not!

GS said...

"her personal and profesional life" the nerve!!!

Katelin said...

audrina will totally be on the real housewives of the OC, haha. oh man.

Allison M. said...

Lbluca77 - good point. or maybe his new concert he's having.

Anon - don't do it!

Suzanne - You will see 12 minutes of it and be instantly bored. I bet it gets canceled after 3 episodes.

Lilly - I mean, that will be hilarious. The tanning, the nails, oh my.

Lil'Woman - I think Whitney was cast too. They all are.

Fizzgig - you must add MTV reality shows to your list of guilty pleasure TV watching.

Anon - I hate anonymous comments bc it's easy to insert a name. And, the housewives also hold a special place in my DVR, too.

GS- I'm sure she has one, right?

Katelin - you'll have to add her to your celebrity sighting posts.