Swim with Michael (or at least meet him)
Calling all New Yorkers! Or those who would like to meet the gold medalist himself, Mr. Michael Phelps.
He's making an appearance at the OMEGA Boutique for only one hour tomorrow. If I were you, I'd take my lunch break late and run over to get a picture with him. Rumor has it he was canoodling with Miss California. Yes, the one that has made headlines for the last two days for saying "opposite" instead of "heterosexual" and all-in-all trying to be politically correct, but not quite, with her answer to Perez Hilton's question.
If I met him, here's what I would do -
-Wear the highest heels I had so I didn't look like a smurf next to him.
-Make sure to make a joking reference to weed (then probably kicked out)
-Explain to him the value of banning cameras at all parties he attends
-Take a picture with him and make it my icon for Twitter, Facebook, Blogger and maybe even my nameplate at work.
If you are so lucky to be in the area, stalk him from 2 to 3 p.m. tomorrow.
711 Fifth Avenue
Between 55th & 56th