Surprise! I'm in Vegas with my girlfriends but I couldn't help but share a video. As I was packing, I taped Toddlers & Tiaras last night and the BF was shocked and gave me "are you f'ing serious" look. Who cares. I wanted to see what this pageant life is all about.
I find it fascinating and disturbing all at the same time. The whole look of these little girls freaks me out. No ONE dresses like that, not even their moms, so why the hell do they dress them up like Malibu Barbie on steroids?
Tim Gunn needs to put in a 911 call to help these pageant folks out. ASAP.
Not only are they glammed up like 80s drag queens, they give them new teeth called a flipper. You know, because having a missing tooth isn't glamorous for a beauty queen.
And this mother isn't a stage mom at all.