Just a Tuesday night conversation.
BF: "Allison, this computer is running really slow. I'm going to get rid some of your unused applications."
Me: "Ok, so you know what you are doing?"
BF: "Look at all this shit. You don't even USE half of these programs."
Me: "Whatever, just make it run faster. I need to get another one anyway."
About an hour later....
BF: "Babe, watch how fast this boots now."
Watching it boot up and not noticing anything better yet.
Me: "Load iTunes at the same, then we will know if you made it run faster."
About five minutes later....
BF: "Um, I think I have to restore iTunes."
Me: "Why? Don't mess with it - I have the newest version."
BF: "Um. I think I deleted an iTunes program."
Me: "Way to go Macintosh!"
20 minutes later..... and he's still messing with it, trying to fix my library.
Lady Gaga better not be missing off there or there will be hell to pay.