Shortest fuse

Friday, November 6, 2009
Canon Ball! This entire week I have been a loose canon. Not only do I have the shortest attention span, I also have a shorter fuse more than ever this week.

[Editor's note: I apologize in advance for anyone I hung up on without saying goodbye. You know I have bad phone etiquette especially when I think the conversation is over but you still keep talking on the other end. I will try not to do that anymore.]

I have dropped one too many f-bombs for no apparent reason.

I have yelled at my computer when it freezes.

I have yelled at for the ridiculousness it calls news with Jon Gosselin. Take a poll, please, because Americans would ask you to stop reporting. Remember when E! News asked viewers if they were done with Heidi and Spencer? And they stopped reporting about them.

I am continually freaked out by the serial killer living in Cleveland.

Did I mention I've threatened to throw my computer? As if it even knows this....

I have deleted one too many friend e-mails about possible weekend plans. (I'm working and can't be distracted because if I am, my Explorer window would freeze.)

Whew. I feel better.

Even with my crazy emotional roller coaster that could kick Millenium Force's ass, I still made it through this week intact - or at least I think I did. Maybe we have to ask the BF for a better opinion.

We will now return to your regularly scheduled program version of Allison.

Happy Friday and I need a Christmas Ale.


~*~Lilly~*~ said...

Hope your weekend & next week look a little brighter! :) Don't worry we ALL have those week - - it seems i've just been on repeat with mine. lmao

Katie said...

You too? I was totally off kilter this week. Glad to know I'm not alone.

Suzanne said...

these last few weeks I have felt a bit off but this week was the worst of them all. One day this past week, I felt like I left my brain at home along with my phone, my wallet, and my lunch.

Always a Bridesmaid said...

Was there a full moon this week? Weird.

Suzanne said...

There was a full moon on the 2nd. Maybe that explains it.

Elizabeth Marie said...

It seems like this week was bat shit insane for everyone!! Next week has to be HAS to! :)

Bayjb said...

Um did you see Us Weekly's site with Jon doing yoga. ARE THEY KIDDING ME? He needs to go away, for real