Shortest fuse

Friday, November 6, 2009
Canon Ball! This entire week I have been a loose canon. Not only do I have the shortest attention span, I also have a shorter fuse more than ever this week.

[Editor's note: I apologize in advance for anyone I hung up on without saying goodbye. You know I have bad phone etiquette especially when I think the conversation is over but you still keep talking on the other end. I will try not to do that anymore.]

I have dropped one too many f-bombs for no apparent reason.

I have yelled at my computer when it freezes.

I have yelled at People.com for the ridiculousness it calls news with Jon Gosselin. Take a poll, please, because Americans would ask you to stop reporting. Remember when E! News asked viewers if they were done with Heidi and Spencer? And they stopped reporting about them.

I am continually freaked out by the serial killer living in Cleveland.

Did I mention I've threatened to throw my computer? As if it even knows this....

I have deleted one too many friend e-mails about possible weekend plans. (I'm working and can't be distracted because if I am, my Explorer window would freeze.)

Whew. I feel better.

Even with my crazy emotional roller coaster that could kick Millenium Force's ass, I still made it through this week intact - or at least I think I did. Maybe we have to ask the BF for a better opinion.

We will now return to your regularly scheduled program version of Allison.

Happy Friday and I need a Christmas Ale.

7 comments:

~*~Lilly~*~ said...

Hope your weekend & next week look a little brighter! :) Don't worry we ALL have those week - - it seems i've just been on repeat with mine. lmao

Katie said...

You too? I was totally off kilter this week. Glad to know I'm not alone.

Suzanne said...

these last few weeks I have felt a bit off but this week was the worst of them all. One day this past week, I felt like I left my brain at home along with my phone, my wallet, and my lunch.

Always a Bridesmaid said...

Was there a full moon this week? Weird.

Suzanne said...

There was a full moon on the 2nd. Maybe that explains it.

Elizabeth Marie said...

It seems like this week was bat shit insane for everyone!! Next week has to be better...it HAS to! :)

Bayjb said...

Um did you see Us Weekly's site with Jon doing yoga. ARE THEY KIDDING ME? He needs to go away, for real