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Monday, March 29, 2010
As I was thinking of what to write about from this past weekend, I turned on what I thought was Chelsea Lately but I was a bit too early. Instead, it was the end of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

(Insert my mouth dropping open)

I had no idea it was the birthing episode.

I also wasn't aware that Kourtney pulled the baby from herself.

For those of you who haven't seen it yet. Yes, from herself.

She just reached down and pulled the baby out.

Out of herself.

I'm still sort of flabbergasted.

However, I was quickly knocked back to reality by the BF running down the stairs to turn on VH1 classic to Peter Cetera's "Glory of Love" video. He felt compelled to sing it to me in boxer briefs as I couldn't get now two disturbing images out of my head.

11 comments:

Suburban Sweetheart said...

Holy shit. That's... not what's supposed to happen. Especially ON TV.

Bite Buff said...

Gross, right?! I was totally shocked as well. My eggs are staying unfertilized for sure after seeing that horror.

~*~Lilly~*~ said...

My god, i'm surprise the thing just didn't crawl out on it's own. Ewwww I will not ever be pulling the kid out of myself.

Anonymous said...

Don't get it twisted...I'm a helluva dancer!
-bf

Fizzgig said...

that is pretty much the most disgusting thought i think ive ever let enter my mind!!!!!!

Katelin said...

um what?! ew. ew. ew. no thank you.

Lil' Woman said...

That is a tad disturbing....I dont think Ill be pulling any babies out of my vagina myself...

Jessica (Bayjb) said...

I know we discussed much of this on IM earlier today but OMFG you are so right! That scene made me scream "NO NO NO" out loud and nearly pass out. WTF was that doctor thinking?

Michelle B said...

im still having nightmares about it!!

The Modern Gal said...

Glory of Love -- that's the Karate Kid one, right? I'm guessing he didn't so much look like Ralph Macchio while singing.

And gross.

M Chic Finds said...

This is hilarious I was watching this episode thinking this is not happening! PS i was following you on another blog but I got a new one. Follow me!