because everyone loves a good greeting card

Friday, February 11, 2011
In anticipation of Valentine's day, I leave with you a few hilarious cards. One for the men, one for the ladies, one for the single ladies and one to the BF.

What men wish for - - Don't forget that blow jobs are like flowers for men

What girls might want - - Happy early Valentine's Day to someone who should already be planning the greatest night of my life

For my single ladies - - My true love is out there somewhere and they can go fuck themselves

A card I should probably give to the BF - - Nothing Steve Jobs ever creates could fully replace you in my life


Lil' Woman said...

Lol...Loved them, especially the first one.. I'm sure that's what Big Man thinks. :)

Jessica (Bayjb) said...

I love the third one with "go f*ck yourself." The image is perfect with that