boys and their iPhones.....

A running joke between a few friends and me is - "Have you received any more photos?"
What photos you wonder?

You know....... the unprovoked nude photos from that certain guy that will pop up on your iPhone when you are least expecting it. Maybe it's on your morning coffee run, in your weekly status meeting or when you are on your way to they gym - you never really know when it's going to happen.

I don't even know how it started between these said friends but it was definitely something we laugh about over happy hour because it is totally unprovoked on their part.

And poof! Penis photos show up!

Before this onslaught of photos from guys, I would assume the ladies would be the ones sending the photos to guys first when they are trying to reel them in after the sexting gets old. You know the photos I'm talking about - the ones where you cut off your head, throw on heels and take a behind shot of yourself in the mirror or the topless shot with your copy of "50 Shades of Grey" to send to your man.

However, my friends and I are here to say that No, no and no - the guys, in fact, are just as guilty as the girls of sending racy photos of themselves. FIRST I tell you! First!

And when I say first - I mean after you hang out with him a few times, or even only once for that matter, and then a shirtless photo comes through flexing and you find yourself scratching your head thinking, "Whatttttttttttt?" You then play the awkward yet funny back and forth banter because you aren't sure if he's serious or if this is part of his personality that you just don't know yet, even debating on creasing your own elbow to mimic cleavage just because....

And then, it's like a damn waterfall where it's photo after photo and they keep getting better in location and content. First you can't really make out the background of where the shirtless photos are taken but then you start to notice the location of the now penis photo -- it's in the bedroom based on dressers and then the kitchen because you see dish towels in the right corner or you can guess it's in the car based on the angle.

So - let's get the fun part because I know my friends aren't the only ones who receive a slew of interesting photos from the opposite sex. Spill it!




11 comments:

Heather said...

Ummmmmmmmm.....I must be hanging out with the wrong people, because I have never gotten such a photo, nor have my friends (that I know of!). Hilarious!

CLEshopaholic said...

Heather- this is the part where we live vicariously through our single friends LOL.

Allison- sounds like you have to catch me up on some stuff before hot yoga hahahaha

Jen said...

Ahhhh.... I remember those days of unprovoked penis shots from randoms. I miss being single sometimes...

Wearing Mascara said...

I know we've only met a few times, but can we be friends?

This post made my morning - thank you. Every man picture is like a mystery to me. Where was it taken? What angle? What time of day. And you're right - it's only after hanging out like a few times.

fabulouslytabitha said...

you literally had me laughing out loud with this post!

Suburban Sweetheart said...

This has only ever happened for me with one guy, a college friend who must've gotten drunk & a little lonely one night. He sent one... & then the next weekend, another... & the next weekend, another. I recently met his new girlfriend. AWKWARD.

Fizzgig said...

ehhh. the penis photo. I got a penis video recently...imagine my horror...followed by "don't show anyone that". really? you are going to send your junk over the the cell phone waves and think no one will ever see it?

ok.

Jessica (Bayjb) said...

Um. I have never gotten a sext or penis photo randomly from friends. I also haven't sent a picture of my boob or vayjay to others either. I feel insanely boring now. You better send me something now for my bday.

Will Kauff said...

Oh Yes... If it's bad for you ladies.. just imagine how bad it can be for Gay men.

alexa - cleveland's a plum said...

wait men that you know just send you pictures of THEIR penises? i don't believe it. OR we gotta find you some new non-douchy guys to hangout with , haha

LWLH said...

I don't think I'd ever got a penis sent via text to me. I'm intrigued but on the otherhand penis' are kinda ugly. lol :)