Showing posts with label Valentine's day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Valentine's day. Show all posts

the big Vday

Tuesday, February 14, 2012 - Join me for a girls' night this Valentine's Day to celebrate our independence before we drunk text our exes and quietly sob ourselves to sleep

Ha ha - Let's get real - Do girls really do this?

Sh*t, let's hope not. Leave them in the past, ladies!

Happy Valentine's day to you and your significant other!

happy vday - who doesn't love candy hearts?!
What will I be up to? I will be wearing some red or pink and thought it would be hysterically cliche to go see the most lovey dovey movie out there right now - The Vow - with another single girlfriend.

Who doesn't want to look at some eye candy for two hours? Channing Tatum, I'm lookin' at you!

angry birds vs the BF

Tuesday, February 15, 2011
If you follow me on Twitter, you would've known that last night the BF had a little bit of a lovefest with the game Angry Birds on his new iPhone 4, not the 3GS like I have.

In honor of the big V-day, he purchased some last-minute chocolate covered strawberries and some other ice cream dessert that my ass didn't really need after that workout. BUT, I sampled a few bites of it anyway.

However, that was the extent of the lovey-dovey day because he was absolutlely consumed by the game on the phone which he swore he would never become addicted to. (It hasn't even been a week yet.)

Please see exhibit A.

Untitled from Allison Peltz on Vimeo.

because everyone loves a good greeting card

Friday, February 11, 2011
In anticipation of Valentine's day, I leave with you a few hilarious cards. One for the men, one for the ladies, one for the single ladies and one to the BF.

What men wish for - - Don't forget that blow jobs are like flowers for men

What girls might want - - Happy early Valentine's Day to someone who should already be planning the greatest night of my life

For my single ladies - - My true love is out there somewhere and they can go fuck themselves

A card I should probably give to the BF - - Nothing Steve Jobs ever creates could fully replace you in my life

sugar sugar

Monday, February 16, 2009

I bought, I made and I baked. The only thing I forgot was pink dye and sprinkles. Dammit. I'll remember that for next time.

vday is a no day

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Did everyone expect a lovey dovey post of what me and the BF are going to do?

Nope. Not happening this year.

Instead of spending a romantic evening with the BF, I'm going to spend my weekend with bulls, cowboys and dirt again. Yee haw!

In order to make up for my absence, I think I'm going to make some kick ass cupcakes as a Valentine's day present sometime on Sunday. They take forever to make with cream cheese in the middle, but they taste amazing with this homemade frosting which I'm turning pink and purple.

If my pink and purple cupcakes aren't sexy enough for you, jump on over to The Frisky for lots of Vday ideas for you, your significant other and friends.

What do you have planned?

V-day -- What to get and not to get

Monday, February 11, 2008
I love Valentine's day for one reason, and one reason only -- chocolate-covered strawberries (CCS). As a kid, I always remember my dad buying them for my mom. I'm talking about gigantic CCS that I would secretly steal (not so sure how secret it was), but I would always want to eat them. My mouth is watering just thinking about it. Now, that is a great gift example to get someone as long as they like that combo. Target already has its shelves stocked with gross candy and stuffed animals. If you are thinking about that getting your special someone something for this Hallmark holiday, please don't make any of the purchases below.

For girls:
Save the Care bears -- am I five? Five-year olds like stuffed animals. We liked it when our dads or uncles would win them at Cedar Point. However, we don't like it when our BF or boy toy gets them for us. Unless of course it has a designer purse attached to it -- that's the only time we like it.

Tickets to a game - Unless they are floor seats, we don't want them. Plus, we know it's your ploy to pretend it's about us, but really, you just wanted an excuse to go. And, maybe even get on the kiss cam with your arm candy.

Flowers -- OK, you can go both ways on this-- girls love 'em and hate 'em. Personally, they remind me of funerals and that "oops-I-forgot-to-give-you-something-so-here's-some-flowers." And, boys, skip on the roses -- anyone can pull that off. Pick something else out. This is a great way to let her know that you do listen to her, even when she doesn't think you are. And, I think roses are pretty damn expensive anyway so get something like calla lillies or tulips.

For guys:
No stuffed animals. If that isn't a way to tell your BF he's a wuss, I don't know what is. And, if he likes them, dump his ass.

Boxers -- Girls like hearts, patterns and sayings on their underwear (Hello, PINK by VS) but not so much with guys. Other than V-day, how many times do you really see heart boxers?

CD of special songs -- Unless it's a funny joke, don't do this either. Maybe buy him a CD he's been wanting or an iTunes download card, but don't burn a compliation of Celine, Whitney and Mariah and give it to him and expect him to like it.

Framed cutsy pictures -- Uhhh no. Unless you are in high school you can still do this, but this is a stage you desperately need to grow out of if you haven't already. Unless you were planning on hanging a few pics of you and the B.F., this might be one you want to skip or plan on never seeing it displayed to the public.

Here's what both sexes can do:

Dinner -- Either make it or go out to a new place you've been wanting to try, or maybe even a place that's special to both of you. Who doesn't love a bottle of wine and amazing food!

CCS-- As long as they aren't allergic to either ingredient, these are a definite winner in my book.

Liquor -- Nothing says "I love you" more than his or her favorite bottle of liquor or wine. I'm serious. I love wine.

DVD/Movies -- It doesn't have to be a sappy love story, but you can pick up his or her new fave movie from Best Buy or Target.

Perfume/Cologne -- Warning: This has the potential to turn out horribly wrong. This is only a safe option if you know what scents your significant other likes. Your best bet is to hit up Sephora or Nordstrom, buy the fragnance and make sure they include a tester for your honey.